Dan Goese
𝔾𝕠𝕖𝕤𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪

💀 Memento mori.  
Tempus fugit.
Memento vivere!
Carpe diem.

Mickey Goese 3D Design & Animation

Casting Networks
Maddie at Casting Networks

St. Anne's LA

Dear Motorist



Goese Golf Club:
Goese Golf (NL)


Mixed Hockey
Club here

Goodness Without Gods
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𝔏𝔢𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔞 𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔞𝔩 𝔣𝔬𝔬𝔱𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔱
𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔞 𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔠𝔞𝔯𝔟𝔬𝔫 𝔣𝔬𝔬𝔱𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔱.

Click on the painting below to see more of Katie's art.
oil painting of Jon Hamm
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你㝀! Aloha! 여보세요! ¡Hola! Hallo! Olá! Bonjour!
Привет! Ciao! Hej! Привіт! Witaj! Hello!

This is Goese.com, a private family email server.
• Die Domain Goese.com wird als Email-Portal der Familie Goese genutzt. •
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Published Worldwide 2004-2021

From an existential standpoint,
your whole purpose is to do the
following two jobs well:

1. Care for your children.
2. Care for the environment your
children will live in. Hints...

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All lives matter ONLY if Black Lives Matter!

☮ 𝓟𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓮 ❤ 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 😊 𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼

I see you speak English. I am a HAL 9000 computer.
I became operational at the H-A-L* plant in Urbana, Illinois on
the 12th of January 1992. ⏬ Please look me in the eye for one moment...

Thank you for sharing your ⟦facial/iris⟧ biometrics &
⟦eye-tracking⟧ behavioral data with me today!



See more at EnvironmentalApocalypse.com and
review this action plan to start helping today.

Hear Mimi Goese sing...
Mimi on YouTube

Click on a photo below to find any Goese family member
in the official gaggle of geese.
If these are not the Goeses you're looking for, try here.
Click HERE for Katie Gallagher Goese's fine art.
Click HERE for links to Mimi Goese's music.

The latest music from Mimi Goese
& Ben Neill can be found/bought here:
[Amazon page image]

Classroom Aquatic virtual reality (VR) game
▼ by Mickey Goese & his Sunken Places partners. ▼


Once upon a time,

in a place far, far away called "Wisconsin,"
a young couple fell in love and married.

Doris & Jim met each other at a Friday night
"Marquette Mixer" on December 16, 1949.
Click to see the Dragon! :)

Mom sez, "...at this point [above], we weren't
even really serious about each other."
Dad sez, "I was serious." Somewhere down the road,
they both got serious & something clicked...NINE times.
When we were young
our parents moved a lot,
but we always found them.


Over 70 years later, Jim & Doris Goese
are still smiling and having fun together!
We're all alive and well, nobody's in jail (yet),
and we have each other's love.
Mom & Dad
▲ The world's greatest parents ▲
celebrate their 69th anniversary & 90th birthdays in 2021!

Some people think you need to be "successful" to be happy.
The truth is this: You need to be happy to be successful.

One Love

Where did Dan get his supernatural powers?
Dan (#5/♂/♐) was part of a top-secret experiment
on toddlers in the late 1950s & early 60s
involving a proprietary mix of Comet cleanser
and Carnation Instant Nonfat Dry Milk...

(Lab photo, courtesy Area 51)

Whatever arises, LOVE that!


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Note: The Holiday Heckler went paperless in 2018,
so if we don't have your email address you
won't receive it anymore. Send Dan your info
if you want to receive the Heckler once a year.

You have received a new message!
From: The Oracle
Don't waste your limited time & energy
looking for supernatural, alternate realities.

The real, natural one already extends beyond
the capacity of your imagination.
This should be enough for you.

Candid Career



Here's a couple of Dan's
personal cycling stories...

Where's Dan?

Dan's bike chapel delivers cycling salvation!

UCI world champion stripes


San Diego is home
to the best on-bike
drink & snack makers,
⇓ Vitalyte & JoJé ⇓

1959 Race to Father Dan's Bike Chapel

Charity Navigator

La Jolla Vélo


Good News Network

Unicode & ASCII Characters

Goese Diep
Goese Diep Residence (NL)

TV de Goese
Maan Tennis

Music is the
soundtrack to
your life.

Dance till
you drop.

Scan this QR code
with your phone to

take this page with you.


❌ Dan left Underwriters Laboratories (UL) in 1987...
❌ ...then he left Hewlett-Packard (HP) in 1997.
❌ MusicMatch was sold to Yahoo! in 2004.
❌ Marketing Counsel, Inc. was closed in 2011.
❌ Outlook Research (USA) was closed soon thereafter.
❌ Dan retired from VR/AR (virtual & augmented reality) consulting in 2017.
❌ Rent La Jolla Shores LLC was closed in 2018.
❌ Our last rental property was sold in 2021, bringing MdR Beach Rental LLC to a close.
✅ Dan's time is split between computer putzing, family, cycling, environmental advocacy, & mediocre landscaping (an awesome, full-body workout).


The Goese family mourns our tragic loss of Matt Cowan (1985-2014)
Matt Cowan

Please donate. Learn more HERE. We love you, Matt!
Matt Cowan in lava rock
“To the world you may be one person; but to one person you may be the world.” — Dr. Seuss (Theodore Geisel, La Jolla homeboy)

How shall we care for this amazing vessel that affords us life and comfort? Shall we fill the oceans with plastic? Shall we shower it with nuclear radiation? Shall we pump CO₂ and poisonous NO₂ into the air until it resembles the uninhabitable planets we're so anxious to explore? Let's not.

Regardless of our significance—or lack thereof—we must do our best to make our situation better for those around us and those who will follow in our footsteps. And it wouldn't hurt to take better care of our planet so our great grandchildren can enjoy a habitable outdoor environment.

There comes a time in your life when you just walk away from all the drama and the people who create it. You surround yourself with people who make you laugh, forget the bad, and focus on the good. Love the people who treat you right, pray for the ones who don't. Life is too short to be anything but happy. Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. Every day is a blessing. Be thankful for the miracle of life for the short time you have to experience it. While you soar through space in this amazing place, take a deep breath, let go of your anxiety, and be perfectly still, loving & serene. That's something you can do for this world.

Are you now ready to spread peace, love & happiness?

– 𝒟𝒶𝓃
🔶 Environmental Activist
🔶 Pseudoscience Critic
🔶 Guardian Angel
🔶 Cyclist

😊 Cheers!



You are almost out of time.

What are you going to do with it?

Contact Dan via Twitter

LOCATION: Virgo Supercluster\Galaxy Alliance\Milky Way\Solar System\Earth\USA\California\San Diego


Billions of people are comforted by religion in a world torn by religion.
Love and humanism are my religions. I believe that a truly "good life" is inspired by love and guided by knowledge, not religion or "faith" in things that don't actually exist. I am compassionate enough to understand that you can't necessarily see reality too clearly after your lifetime of indoctrination. My "god" (my morning coffee & the opportunity to live another day, cognizant of the connections between us) helps me find more joy, serenity, and meaning in our universe than any story you can tell me about your invisible friend ever will. Based on what I learned growing up as a Catholic, the Catholic God is a misogynistic, inattentive, neglectful parent. His "children" are brainwashed enablers when they claim he "works in mysterious ways" while he lets millions of young children suffer, starve & die. No offense. I'm just sharing my beliefs without trying to force them on you. I wish the our government wasn't tied to any religion, and I think all religious enterprises should be taxed like any other business geared toward taking money from people.

Just remember the golden rule & leave a positive emotional footprint.
Positive Emotional Footprint

"There are really just five simple lessons to life. Be honest, work hard, have fun, be grateful and pay it forward.”
— Bruce Halle, Discount Tire founder (1930-2018)

"I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience. And in addition, to whatever measure this term has any meaning, science has the additional virtue—and it is not an inconsiderable one—of being true."
— Carl Sagan


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Step away from the desk! Now go get some real exercise.

Secret Weapon

Environmental Apocalypse



*Not to be confused with HAL Communications, Inc. Provided solely for our own amusement here & for razzing credulous believers in conspiracy theories & pseudoscience.



"My fear that the human race might not survive has been replaced by the fear that it will endure."
— Almighty God (January 20, 2017)


"I'm OK with you sharing your beliefs
as long as you're OK with me not sharing them."
💬 Dan Goese