Dan Goese

𝔾𝕠𝕖𝕤𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪

💀 Memento mori.
Tempus fugit.
Memento vivere!
Carpe diem.

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Music is the
soundtrack to
your life.

Dance till
you drop!

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Goese Golf Club:
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Mixed Hockey

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Housing Development:
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TV de Goese
Maan Tennis


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你㝀! Aloha! 여보세요! ¡Hola! Hallo! Olá! Bonjour!
Привет! Ciao! Hej! Привіт! Witaj! Hello!

☮ 𝓟𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓮 ❤ 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 😊 𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼

Click HERE for links to Mimi Goese's music.


Humanism is "goodness & dignity without gods." Learn more about humanism here.
𝔏𝔢𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔞 𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔞𝔩 𝔣𝔬𝔬𝔱𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔱 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔞 𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔠𝔞𝔯𝔟𝔬𝔫 𝔣𝔬𝔬𝔱𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔱.
Enjoy life at the speed of time, in this moment. CHERISH. EVERY. BREATH.

💜 👣 🌱

Supernatural Op-Ed:
John Oliver | Christopher Hitchens | Stephen Woodford

Enjoy this natural life while you're here. But also, from an existential perspective, remember your "purpose" is to love & care for...

1. yourself, 2. your children, 3. your community (it feels good to help others!), and 4. the environment we ALL live in. helpful environmental hints download...

Environmental Action Plan

Once upon a time,
in a place far, far away called "Wisconsin," a young couple fell in love and married. In the beginning... Doris & Jim met each other at a Friday night "Marquette Mixer" on December 16, 1949.

Click to see the Dragon! :)

Mom said, "At this point (above), we weren't even really serious about each other." Dad said, "I was serious." Somewhere down the road, they both got serious & something clicked...NINE times!

Their nine kids say, "When we were young, our parents moved a lot, but we always found them."

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Click on photos below for members of the gaggle.


Mom & Dad
▲ The world's greatest parents ▲
celebrated their 71st anniversary &
92nd birthdays in 2023.

Remembering Dad with love & admiration...

March 15, 1931 - May 5, 2024

Some people think you need to be "successful" to be happy.
The truth is this: You need to be happy to be successful.

One Love

Where did Dan get his supernatural powers?

Dan (#5/♂/♐) was used in a top secret experiment
on American toddlers in the late 1950s & early 60s
involving a proprietary mix of Comet cleanser
and Carnation Instant Nonfat Dry Milk...

(Lab photo, courtesy Area 51)

The groundbreaking "Comet-Carnation Project" shocked the world, as astronomers discovered that Comet cleanser isn't actually from comets, and chemists discovered that Carnation Instant Milk contains no carnations whatsoever. The experiment left Dan with strong opinions on a variety of topics. 🙄

Click on the family silhouette below for parenting guidance in a world
that is sadly obsessed with religion, cults & conspiracy theories.

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Hear Mimi Goese sing...
Mimi Goese on YouTube  Mimi Goese on Spotify

This is Goese.com, a private family email
server and recycling bin for Dan's unsolicited opinion.

• Die Domain Goese.com wird als Email-Portal der Familie Goese genutzt. •
🎭 Home of the Holiday Heckler™
First published in 2004, discontinued after 2021

Environmental Action Plan

[Red Notice can be misused]

“I don't ride a bike to add days to my life. I ride a bike to add life to my days.”
Here are two of Dan's weirder cycling stories...

For your health: Put the Yuka app on your phone to scan barcodes on food & cosmetics before you buy.

Yuka app

Here is your free download full of ways you can reduce your carbon footprint (~300 kB PDF):

Environmental Action Plan PDF Download

Dan on Linktree Goese Linktree

Dan's bike chapel delivers cycling salvation!

UCI world champion stripes

1959 Race to Father Dan's Bike Chapel

La Jolla Vélo

Good News Network

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Where did Dan go?
To Carlsbad, a
town only 6 years
older than him.

There goes Goese! Dan parted ways with...

💠 Underwriters Laboratories (UL) in 1987 after completing his MBA and moved to California.
💠 Hewlett-Packard (HP) in 1997 because his business travel made him miss his family.
💠 MusicMatch (sold to Yahoo! in 2004) to focus on Marketing Counsel (Inc.) revenue growth.
💠 Marketing Counsel (he closed it) & Outlook Research in 2011 (client work tapered off).
💠 UCSD after completing CFP (Certified Financial Planner) program in 2012.
💠 VR/AR (virtual & augmented reality) consulting in 2017.
💠 Rent La Jolla Shores LLC in 2018 (after selling LLC's property).
💠 MdR (Marina del Rey) Beach Rental LLC in 2021 (after selling LLC's property).
💠 Volunteer organizations for greater temporal freedom.
💠 La Jolla, after being asked to leave his home in 2024. 😢

NOW: Considering volunteer work again, excluding cantakerous board member "opportunities." 🙄


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We mourn our tragic loss
of Matt Cowan (1985-2014).

Look HERE.
We love you, Matt!

“To the world you may be one person; but to one person you may be the world.” — Dr. Seuss (Theodore Geisel, La Jolla homeboy)

The sands of time whisper, "Tick-tock...it's time to live now." ⏳ There comes a time in your life when you just walk away from all the drama and the people who create it. You surround yourself with people who make you laugh, forget the bad, and focus on the good. Love the people who treat you right, forgive & forget the ones who don't. Life is too short to be anything but happy. Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. Every day is a blessing. Be thankful for the "miracle" of life as we know it, and for the short time you have to experience it. While you soar through space in this amazing place, take a deep breath, let go of your anxiety, and be perfectly still, loving & serene. That's something you can do for this world.

Are you now ready to spread peace, love & happiness?

– 𝒟𝒶𝓃



You are almost out of time.

What are you going to do with it?

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LOCATION: Virgo Supercluster\Galaxy Alliance\Milky Way\Solar System\Earth\USA\California\San Diego County\Carlsbad\La Costa


"The dignity of mutual concern and connection and of self-fulfillment through service to humanity’s highest ideals is more than enough reason to be good without God." — Greg Epstein, President, Harvard Chaplains Organization, Humanist Chaplain at Harvard University & MIT

Serenity "Prayer" (Dan's Goese's version):
I shall, through my own initiative and under my own divine power, grant myself...
■ enough coffee to help me wake up and change the things I can change,
■ beer, bud, music, and nature to enjoy life while accepting or enduring the things I cannot change, and
■ the power to love everyone...
...but with enough cosmic wisdom to avoid people who simply aren't worth my limited time here.

Remember the golden rule & leave a positive emotional footprint.
Positive Emotional Footprint

“There are really just five simple lessons to life. Be honest, work hard, have fun, be grateful and pay it forward.”
— Bruce Halle, Discount Tire founder (1930-2018)

“I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience. And in addition, to whatever measure this term has any meaning, science has the additional virtue—and it is not an inconsiderable one—of being true.”
“The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.”
“Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.”
“For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.”
— Carl Sagan

“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it, too?” — Douglas Adams

“When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion.” — Robert Pirsig

“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one’s lifetime.” — Mark Twain


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"The point of you is your point of view. So go ahead & share it,
but remember to listen & learn, too. I'm OK with you sharing your beliefs,
as long as you're OK with me not sharing them.
💬 Dan Goese

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